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General, Your Wife Is Requesting Your Return Home For Farming
by Pian Fangfang
# FAMILY LIFESu Xiaoxiao was taking a nap but opened her eyes to find that she had transmigrated and was now in the body of a plump girl. From a dignified military doctor, she was now a glutton and a slacker. What’s more, she often terrorized people in the village, together with her father and brother. That was why nobody for miles around was willing to marry her. Although her family managed to arrange a marriage to an illustrious family, the groom ran away on the day of the wedding. When her fa…
Frightening Joke: Above the Mist
by Unfeeling Scholar
Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried.Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria.Today, discharged.
Forever Your Boyfriend
by Miss_Behaviour
**Credit to the real owner of the cover photo**Lee Nana finds herself caught up in the middle of a drama she knows nothing about, when she accepts the request of her best friend to stand in for her as an hired girlfriend. She meets and falls in love with Kim Tan who happens to be her boyfriend's best friend unknowing to her, and drama ensues as different love triangles are formed.Lee Nana comes to find out that she isn't really who she thinks she is, and everyone around her is keeping one secret…
Not Your Typical Villianess
by MITCHIEWilliams
**Why Chase the Male Lead when you can get the second male lead*** After a freak accident, Su Liya a web novel enthusiast finds herself transmigrated into a popular Web series titled 'The Emperor's Cunning wife'. Like most transmigration novels out there she is transmigrated as a villainess. To be more precise Su Liya is transmigrated as the Villainess's maid and a small-time villainess also named Su Liya.Meanwhile, the main villainess Zhu Fengyin gets reborn years in the past at the major turni…
Part Of Your World
by Devilbesideyou666
Once upon a time, I had thought that the worst thing to ever happen to me was being abducted by aliens. It turns out that wasn’t the case at all. The worst thing to have ever happened was to be betrayed by the one thing you needed to survive. After the Alliance fell, my AI powered ship released me from the lab I had been in for the past few months. Not wanting to look like the monster I knew him to be, Lucifer sold me to a pleasure station, hoping that I would die a quick and painful death. He s…
Your Stranger
by International_Pen
A man who really hated woman, needing one to save his family hierarchy. This book composed of its Sequel. * Your Stranger ( Completed ) * Your Lucky Charm ( Complete d) Thank you! Your Stranger was already translated in English, you may now search it to Search Bar! Dearly Possessive Sweet Love Thank you po ulit sa supporta! @International_Pen The Cover is not Mine. Hi there Readers, thank you once again for Patronizing my Novels TAGALOG NOVELS:1. The Devilish CEO ( Completed ) 2. Your Stranger…
STUCK WITH YOUR LOVE
by kartikawulan
Zanna Kirannia harus menerima konsekuensi atas perbuatan isengnya terhadap seorang pria. Keisengannya dengan teman-temannya berujung klaim kepemilikan atas Zanna oleh seorang pria yang dari awal sudah membuat Zanna tertarik,bahkan tatapan mata pria itu sudah bisa membuat sesuatu di dalam tubuh Zanna bangkit dengan sendirinya tanpa perlu dengan susah payah dibangunkan.Kenan Narendra harus berurusan dengan keluarga besarnya saat seorang gadis kecil tiba-tiba berteriak di depan matanya dan marah-ma…
The Heat of Your Touch
by CindyChen
Talisa Williams did not know that she was not an ordinary human until the day she was kidnapped by strangers. At that moment, Talisa knew that she had a special power to master the earth element. Talisa almost lost her life, but a handsome man named Darius Edmund came to save her. Talisa was surprised because the man who saved her had the power of fire, the same as the kidnappers.Talisa was frightened when she found out the truth about this world. Beyond modern buildings and advanced technology,…
Crushing on your majesty
by suzangill
His bodyguards closed the door and he turned to look at the nerd "I think you know why I have called you here Miss Williams"The nerd fidgeted with her specks and looked up at the next heir in line to the throne."If having a crush on someone is a crime then you can call me a criminal your Majesty"He smirked and stood in front of her seat making her drop her gaze to his thousand dollar shoes."Having a crush isn't but stalking someone is"She kept silent accepting that she did commit such crime,not …
Your Potty Partner : Adult Jokes Added Daily
by Yang_Studio
Hello WebNovel Readers,"Your Potty Partner" is the new-age way to get your daily dose of Adult humor, anytime, anywhere - with WebNovel's easy-to-use app and website. Don’t blush: 80 percent of the mobile users admit to using their phones in the bathroom. 'Add This Book to your collection' - for your next bathroom visit: check out the latest added Jokes to pass the time during your next extended reign on the throne.These adult jokes are guaranteed to put a cheeky smile on your face. You can also…
To Color Your Life
by Anya_Nesh
"If you are so worried about my fate, I will marry the first man I meet!" Emily hung up and muted the phone. The conversation with her grandmother was over. She turned around and bumped into the man behind her."I agree!" the stranger declared with a joyous smile."What do you agree to?" she did not understand.“What do you mean, what? If I understood everything correctly, you just promised your grandma that you would marry the first person you meet. And, I guess, that first person you meet happens…
Little momma
by new_chyna
"I'm pregnant"muttered Emmy, legs clutched against her bosom, forehead on her knees, quivering and shaking senselessly from her sobbing.Pregnant at 16, preparing for college, how will Emerson Sunders announce to her family and friends that she is expecting a baby? How will she announce to her boyfriend Jason that they're parents to become?Will their love be strong enough to keep them together and united to overcome the judgemental reaction of the society and of the students in the school they bo…
Momma's Bambina
by Capsicorn07
This is similar to those typical stories wherein the main character have six brothers and a father who are a part of the largest mafia, and a mother who took her away from them and remarried.But unlike those stories, her mother loves her so much and she had a very loving step father who loves her so much and was a part of the military, whom also have a child of his own from his wife before the main character's mother, a boy, five years older than her. Her mom and step-father then has a child, a …
For Your Love
by Precious_pruddy
What are you willing to do for love?Are you willing to die for love? Are you willing to leave everthing behind for love?Are you willing to give up your dreams for love?Are you willing to keep your life at a standstill for love?Join maja and Adrian on their journey of love and the challenges they have to face before they can have their happy ever after.My other novels;The Devious vampire Queen (fantasy romance)Dare to Love A dragon (bl)Please support me by reading my other books too. Thank you.…
JOKES ON YOU
by namelessfriend
HELEN IS A BAD GIRL OR MABYE THE WROST .SHE KILLED THE FATHER OF THE MOST KIND GIRL OF THE SCHOOL.YET THE KIND GIRL SHOW LOVES TO HER BUT HELEN FAR WAY FROM THAT KINDNESS MAYBE SOMEDAY SHE WILL CHANGE WHO KNOWS CAUSE IT HER FREAKING BUSINESS NOT MINE.....
Dear Momma
by Abigail_uchechukwu_9058
Dear momma....I am a year older than you today,I have a loving family,I'm successful writer,I got married to the love of my life...lol,I think I did more than you did in your life time....but am in the hospital today just like you....lol....at least I lived a year older than you....This book is going to be me baring my soul to you....taking you through the journey of life I went through.... letting you in on my darkest secrets...I hope we all learn a thing or two from it.We are all looking for p…
Novel of Jokes
by DtjiSoftware_Dev
This novel contains jokes. One chapter refers to one joke.
MOMMAS BOY
by June_Thirteen
Ate, kuya.. Ina..Ganyan lang ang nararamdaman nina Chari at Clint sa umpisa. Nagsasama at umaarte ng walang malisya kahit pa sa harap ng iba. Masaya sila sa piling ng isa't-isa na habang tumatakbo ang panahon ay mas lalo pang napapalapit. Ngunit..Hindi inakalang isang araw ay matatagpuan nila na higit pa pala sa turingang ginagawa ang ninanais na nila. Pagsasaluhan ang bawat sandaling magpapainit sa kanila at ililihim lahat sa iba.Ngunit dahil sa kapusukan ng binata ay masisira lahat.At doo'y li…